Guys, I think I have solved a problem. A lot of the time I am running from thing to thing to thing, and when you're running from thing to thing to thing, there just isn't a reliable internet connection. Sure I have a smartphone, because I am not some loser Luddite caveperson. But while smartphones are excellent for reading email and allowing the government to read your thoughts, they area not actually great for writing email and writing you thoughts to the government. Common thread: it sucks to type on a tiny device! Unless you are the Borrowers and you are already tiny, and then a smartphone isn't a phone at all; rather it is an extremely fun dance floor for your entire family.

But recently I figured out how to use my phone as a portable wireless router (read: I am not a loser Luddite caveman!). This means I can bring a laptop and type, type, type away - then post to the internet! I can even do it from the comfort of my car as I am parked outside of a tutoring client's house. Boy, they have a nice house. I wonder what they do for a living? Probably not tutor.

Anyway, the benefit is that I no longer have an excuse not to bring you excellent, amazing content such as the whole entry up until this point (don't read the rest, it's all downhill from here!). Also, this:

The 23 most Hilariously Bad Knockoff Brands