i mean, who are any of us, what are we doing here, what does all of this mean
i am a just another bag of carbon, oxygen, hydrogen, and more sodium than is federally suggested. i live in los angeles and work as an actress and comedian and Story Pirate. don't be stupid, definitely click that link right there.
in a previous life i was an actress and comedian in Philadelphia, the city of brotherly "love". but i didn't just act and comede. i worked in a neuroscience lab studying the effects of cocaine on neurons of a mammalian brain structure known as the nucleus accumbens. if that sentence was confusing or upsetting to you and made you angry about smug professors in their ivory towers, it is ok. just translate it to "i studied how drugs work on brains."
you may have seen me in sketches on Funny or Die, Jimmy Kimmel Live, or at various Los Angeles comedy theaters like iO West, UCB, and ComedySportz. You may have seen me perform improv and sketch in New York, Chicago, North Carolina, Toronto, Ohio, Indiana, Indianapolis, Utah, or Arizona. have you been to those places? they're pretty cool
you may have seen my work with the Story Pirates, a nationally respected arts education organization that celebrates the ideas of kids. did you click on that link yet? i thought i told you not to be stupid! WE ARE TRYING TO HAVE A SOCIETY HERE
you may even have seen me in The Brittany Murphy Story, which you totally do not have to admit to watching but don't even worry cause i love Lifetime, too. hit me up via twitter or my contact form and we can talk about it.
i am a just another bag of carbon, oxygen, hydrogen, and more sodium than is federally suggested. i live in los angeles and work as an actress and comedian and Story Pirate. don't be stupid, definitely click that link right there.
in a previous life i was an actress and comedian in Philadelphia, the city of brotherly "love". but i didn't just act and comede. i worked in a neuroscience lab studying the effects of cocaine on neurons of a mammalian brain structure known as the nucleus accumbens. if that sentence was confusing or upsetting to you and made you angry about smug professors in their ivory towers, it is ok. just translate it to "i studied how drugs work on brains."
you may have seen me in sketches on Funny or Die, Jimmy Kimmel Live, or at various Los Angeles comedy theaters like iO West, UCB, and ComedySportz. You may have seen me perform improv and sketch in New York, Chicago, North Carolina, Toronto, Ohio, Indiana, Indianapolis, Utah, or Arizona. have you been to those places? they're pretty cool
you may have seen my work with the Story Pirates, a nationally respected arts education organization that celebrates the ideas of kids. did you click on that link yet? i thought i told you not to be stupid! WE ARE TRYING TO HAVE A SOCIETY HERE
you may even have seen me in The Brittany Murphy Story, which you totally do not have to admit to watching but don't even worry cause i love Lifetime, too. hit me up via twitter or my contact form and we can talk about it.
