1. they don't have clinical depression
2. they don't read lists like this
3. i don't know, but i'll tell you what it's NOT: vomiting after brunch
4. they aren't crushed under the despair of inescapable debt
5. no matter what, they put on a SMILE (tm)!
SMILE (tm), the Semi-automated Mood-Inducing Life Emulator
a registered trademark of FUNtacular! Industries
a division of Halliburton
6. for real though, how do they do it? is it maybe that our culture prioritizes instant gratification to the degree that third-rate web "authors" can recycle the same tired bullet-point tips about one should live one's life without any acknowledgement that so-called "negative" feelings like sadness, loneliness, and envy are a normal part of the human experience and shouldn't be seen as something to scrub away with clickbait pop psychology?
7. maybe it's some kind of brain parasite or something
2. they don't read lists like this
3. i don't know, but i'll tell you what it's NOT: vomiting after brunch
4. they aren't crushed under the despair of inescapable debt
5. no matter what, they put on a SMILE (tm)!
SMILE (tm), the Semi-automated Mood-Inducing Life Emulator
a registered trademark of FUNtacular! Industries
a division of Halliburton
6. for real though, how do they do it? is it maybe that our culture prioritizes instant gratification to the degree that third-rate web "authors" can recycle the same tired bullet-point tips about one should live one's life without any acknowledgement that so-called "negative" feelings like sadness, loneliness, and envy are a normal part of the human experience and shouldn't be seen as something to scrub away with clickbait pop psychology?
7. maybe it's some kind of brain parasite or something
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