If you're just catching up (and who isn't in this crazy work-a-day world), I am constantly offering you, John Q Internet, informative tips on how to coolness. Coolnessing and how to do it are chronicled in my multi-part series "How to Coolness." How many parts are there in the series? I thought you'd never ask! No really, I thought you'd never ask and so I didn't make a plan. Oops! I mean, I planned the entire series out very carefully and am working on a multi-billion dollar book deal as we speak! Note to you, the reader: Do not point out the fact that "multi-part" is implied by "series".

When you see the jumping cat, you'll know what to do. And that's read more after.. THE JUMP!

It feels like only yesterday that I first blogged about How to Coolness, but in fact it was a few days before yesterday. At the time I was pretty sure I'd blog more informative tips about how to cool, but I wasn't sure I was up to being constrained by a timeline. Do you know why? Timelines are NOT cool. Constraints are NOT cool. Constraint by timeline is DEFINITELY NOT cool. And if you start pointing out how a negative times a negative results in a positive then so help me you are doing MATH and MATH is POSITIVELY NOT COOL. Style tip: The bold-face font means it's more true.

So I'm just as shocked as you are that I'm already back and telling you how to be cool. That is just the mystery of the universe at work. If you are ready for tip #2 on How to Coolness, then you my friend, should read on after...you know what's coming...THE JUMP!!!

This post is the first in a series I'll probably call Coolness: A How-to Guide. It's hard to say what I'll definitely call the series because this is just the first post! In a series! Series means many! Oh, perhaps you were expecting THE FUTURE? What am I, some kind of planning-ahead psychic genie? Why don't you go ask Miss Cleo to as Doc Brown about what the title will be, hippie? 


Coolness tips start after... THE JUMP!