What up America! A while back I shot an episode of a ConSequences: The Web Series. It was a blast working with a great creative team and I felt really at home playing a weirdo foreign tourist. 

Well, if you are the kind of person that likes to watch fun webserieses, I have good news! ConSequences debuted on Wednesday, November 9th. If you are the kind of person that likes to watch footage of me, I have even gooder news! My episode is up this week! Yeah!
 
ConSequences is a dark comedy web series about eight former convicts court-ordered to attend a support group that will help them reintegrate back into every day life. You can check it out at the website or on the very special ConSequences BlipTv channel. Be sure to check out the earlier episodes so you're all caught up!

Coming soon on this blog: A blog about how I feel about Philosphers. It will contain many swear words.

The long version of this blog post: Once upon a time, I went to a salon for a haircut. The nice hairdresser talked me out of getting bangs because they're a lot of maintenance and, you know, you have nice bone structure, so why hide that pretty face? I'm the kind of person that listens to flattery from gay men. I'm also the kind of person that once went into Subway during their $2 6-inch sandwich deal and pretended to order a sandwich for myself and a fake person instead of just saying "So this mean I can have a $4 footlong, right?". For the record, I ordered essentially duplicate sandwiches, though I switched up the cheese to keep those Subway sandwich artists guessin'! Needless to say, I let the guy do a bang-less cut, and watched with envy as the world around me sideswept their way to happiness and success.