Hmmm hmm hmmm, la la la. Hmmmm! Ok, ready?
Zoloft, Paxil, Prozac. Someone got paid "mucho dinero" (which I think is Spanish for "big diner") to come up with those zany names that will convince sad people to, you know, swallow. But those names! So crazy! HOW CRAZY ARE THEY, ALEXIS!?! So crazy they could be...alien!
Here's a list of twenty aliens or twenty antidepressants. It's up to you to figure out which is which! Fair warning: one of the 'antidepressants' is really more of a treatment for Alzheimer's, which is often comorbid with geriatric depression, so I counted it. Whaddyagonna do. If you want accuracy, go marry an archer! Ladies and gentlemen, start your FUNgines!
Good luck! I'll post the answers, oh I dunno, this week.