Guys, we need a show about inventing stuff. For serious. We'd call it Funvention Korner. We would deliberately misspell "corner" so as to prove how much fun is being had. Corners with a "c" are not fun. You who hangs out on "c"orners? Losers. You know what gets sold on "c"orners? Newspapers. You know how "c"orners are formed? THROUGH BORING, TEDIOUS PARLIAMENTARY PROCEEDINGS. And not the kind of Parliament you're hoping it is, neither.
I know, George. I know.
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