by "Jonathan" Taylor Swift
Therefore, whoever could find out a fair, cheap and easy method of making these Men sound and useful Members of the common-wealth, who do NOT kiss Models when I am dating them, would deserve so well of the publick, as to have her Statue set up for a preserver of the Nation.
I can think of no one Objection, that will possibly be raised against this Proposal, unless it should be urged, that the Number of People will be thereby much lessened in the Kingdom, and thus Record Sales will drop.
I Profess in the sincerity of my Heart that I have not the least personal Interest in endeavouring to promote this necessary Work having no other Motive than the publick Good of my Country. I have no Ex-Boyfriend by which I can propose to get a single Penny, for I am on Good Terms with every single Man I have dated because I am a Class Act. Do you hear me, Other Famous Women who may happen to be hosting say, The Golden Globes? A CLASS ACT.