But recently I figured out how to use my phone as a portable wireless router (read: I am not a loser Luddite caveman!). This means I can bring a laptop and type, type, type away - then post to the internet! I can even do it from the comfort of my car as I am parked outside of a tutoring client's house. Boy, they have a nice house. I wonder what they do for a living? Probably not tutor.
Anyway, the benefit is that I no longer have an excuse not to bring you excellent, amazing content such as the whole entry up until this point (don't read the rest, it's all downhill from here!). Also, this:
The 23 most Hilariously Bad Knockoff Brands