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National Coming Out Day

10/11/2012

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Be honest: how many of you cried SUPER HARD because I didn't have a post up yesterday? Yeahhh, I thought so. ALL OF YOU. All curled up in a ball, wedged into the crevice of your couch imagining it's a gutter. I hear there's a job opening for Town Crier, maybe you should apply! Hey buddy, what kind of car are you driving there? I bet it's a CRY-sler! You know what you should do with your body after you die? CRY-ogenically freeze it! BWAH HA HA HA HA

Enough belittling! We have important business to attend to. You took your sassing with grace, and so you have earned a blog post. This is a story about all the gay animals at the gay zoo that celebrated National Coming Out Day.


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These prairie dogs are madly in love!

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These ring-tailed lemurs are just as in love, but don't feel the need to change their policy on public displays of affection just because it's a holiday!
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These tortoises are also just in love, but also... don't feel the need to change their policy on public displays of affection just because it's a holiday!
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These meerkats are members of their local LGBT Pride Month committee.
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These ducks are actually heterosexual, but wanted to show their support (both have gay duck grandchildren).
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No National Coming Out at the Zoo Day is complete without an appearance from everyone's favorite drag queen, Ms. Cock? a-Two!
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Here's a rare picture of Ms. Cock? a-Two without her make-up.

How are you doing there, John Cryer? Feeling any better? Or do I need to make you some mushroom soup- with CRYmini mushrooms in it? YESSSSSS.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COURAGE, GAY ANIMALS.
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