National Coming Out Day

Be honest: how many of you cried SUPER HARD because I didn't have a post up yesterday? Yeahhh, I thought so. ALL OF YOU. All curled up in a ball, wedged into the crevice of your couch imagining it's a gutter. I hear there's a job opening for Town Crier, maybe you should apply! Hey buddy, what kind of car are you driving there? I bet it's a CRY-sler! You know what you should do with your body after you die? CRY-ogenically freeze it! BWAH HA HA HA HA

Enough belittling! We have important business to attend to. You took your sassing with grace, and so you have earned a blog post. This is a story about all the gay animals at the gay zoo that celebrated National Coming Out Day.

These prairie dogs are madly in love!

These ring-tailed lemurs are just as in love, but don't feel the need to change their policy on public displays of affection just because it's a holiday!

These tortoises are also just in love, but also... don't feel the need to change their policy on public displays of affection just because it's a holiday!

These meerkats are members of their local LGBT Pride Month committee.

These ducks are actually heterosexual, but wanted to show their support (both have gay duck grandchildren).

No National Coming Out at the Zoo Day is complete without an appearance from everyone's favorite drag queen, Ms. Cock? a-Two!

Here's a rare picture of Ms. Cock? a-Two without her make-up.

How are you doing there, John Cryer? Feeling any better? Or do I need to make you some mushroom soup- with CRYmini mushrooms in it? YESSSSSS.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COURAGE, GAY ANIMALS.