Nudity: The Beginner's Guide

ACCEPTABLE PLACES FOR NUDITY
The shower
Nude beach
Film, artistic
While doing it
Film, "Artistic"
Mother's womb
While "Streaking" (other college pranks also acceptable)
Burning Man

UNACCEPTABLE PLACES FOR NUDITY
Brunch
Chemistry class
Church (except Nude Church)
Non-nude beach
Commercial airline flight (excl. First Class)
Figure drawing class; ie no "Sympathy Modeling"
Fatsuit infomercials
On top of a pile of clothed bodies
Public libray