One day Skrillerx was tapping out a weepy tune on his aquatic keyboard when he heard a strange noise. It was low and rumbling, and did not contain any grating high-pitched noises (the kind of noises he would put into his music, if he were ever to release a hot aquatic club jam). What could the noise be? Skrillerx opened the door with his wee little fin and ... GASPED! It was former ocean secretary of state Henry Skrissingerx!
"Skrillerx! Do you know who I am?" boomed the dignitary.
"Why yes, Henry. Why, every young whale learns about you in skristory class!"
"How sad. For I am not a relic of the past, I am a beacon of... THE FUTURE!" With that, Henry spread his fins out as wide as they could go and allowed the gravity of his low voice to shake Skrillerx's tiny room. "And I'm here because the future needs you."
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