Things that wound up in my eye today that should not have been there

1. Sunscreen
2. Onion vapor
3. Salon-grade conditioner
4. Weeping Angels aka Lonely Assassins aka HOLY FUCK DOCTOR HELLLLLLLP MEEEEEEE
5. Youthful glimmer!
6. A camel, tryin' to squeeze through like he dust or somethin' 
7. Chaz Dean oh god no Chaz Dean AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHAZ DEAN
8. My own finger. Sigh. 
9. Contact. No, not contacts, Contact.  The film. No one should have to watch that. 
10. This isn't technically me eye? But I did get Eye of the Tiger stuck in my brain? And since my brain is attached to my eye? I think it counts. 
11. Contacts. No, not Contact, contacts. I don't wear them dopey pot lids for corneas
12. Tearz